If murder is the ultimate expression of art, then...
     I am the goddamn Pablo Picasso of death

     Purple head all up your ass
     Twice as wide and sinking fast
     I can pray here don't know why
     'Scuse me while I fuck this guy

     Purple head covered brown
     Don't know if I'm gonna cross your town
     Luxahatchia, Miami
     Alabama, Tennessee

     Does anybody out there not like that?
     Like that?  Like that?

     Ahhh
     Fuck
     Purple
     Heah
     Haha
     Fuck you

     Purple head, purple mind
     Oh, purple world with a tiny purple fly
     Heaven help me, I'm in this dream
     Whatever it is, LSD, PCP, cocaine, heroin, alcohol, pot, all of that shit
     Knives and guns
     Fuck you
 
     Ah
     Hit me
     Hit me

     Ten million ways to die     
     Choose one

     White women
     Left handed ghost
     Scotch tape
     Asthma attacks
     Cuban missles
     Afghani smack

     They say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as locusts 
     gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky

     Right on.
     Ten million ways to die x 8
     Choose one

     Old ladies' purses
     Luncheon meat
     Dominatrix
     Six packs
     Marshall ?
     Afghani smack

     They say that beautiful sister Africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while 
     petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering 
     miniature sun

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     Ten million ways to die x 8
     Choose one

     All passengers with universal gravity passes should transmit on frequency alpha
     All others should transmit on frequency three
     Any and all violators will be prosocuted to the fullest extent of the law
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     Ten million ways to die x 8
     Choose one

               

     Why... this is unreal
     I can't stand still long enough 
     To let myself freak out
     Freak out
     Hello there fella
     Jesus

     I'm on the jug again 
     With sheaths and pills 
     Invading all those stills 
     In a hovel of a bed 
     I will scream in vain 
     Oh please miss Lane 
     I'm pissed again
 
     And walking through out city's neon lights 
     Discussing our whopping sick sequential lines 
     Wanna carve out our lives 
     Intangible of price 
     Trying to find what happened last night  

     I came upon your room it stuck into my head 
     We leapt into the bed degrading even lice 
     You took delight in taking down 
     My shielded pride 
     Until exposed my darker side 
     Puckering up and down those avenues of sin 
     Too cheap to ride they're worth a try 
     If only for the old times cold times 
     Don't go waving your pretentious love
 

     Heaping on loads of complements he concocts every painable technique of exposing 
     himself to the thrones of eagerly awainting merchant marines
     Unaware of his own brooding nature, the ex-biker shreiks back across the infield 
     "Lay me down and help despite?" take off their clothes and do dirty unspeakable 
     things to the tiny ones waiting by the fishtank to take a bath that will last one 
     thousand years

     I came into your room it stuck into my head 
     We leapt in bed degrading even lice 
     With a little pain
     My shielded pride 
     Until exposed my darker side 
     Puckering up and down those avenues of sin 
     Too cheap to ride they're worth a try 
     If only for the old times 
     Don't go wasting your pretentious love

     Halfway out of a wheelchair the commie ex-patriot art dealer slash pimp shoves cells of 
     pure feeling into the mouths of innocent prostitutes begging for a better view of the 
     real videos so that their own skulls evaporating into nothing while men of real wealth 
     wash their penises in the open sores of one hundred thousand blinded children looking 
     for a better place to die
     To die x 3

     I canna bubba lubba groopa wanna getta trubba dubba lubba
     lalalala kakakaka buhbuh
     ????


     Echo echo echo echo echo echo mother fucker
     And just chill bitch

     Hey kids, prunetang's here
     Oh yeah!

     She's old and rich
     Knows where to scratch me when I itch
     She's a wrickled old bitch
     She sucks the chrome right off my trailer hitch

     Prunetang x 2

     Once you go grey
     You find out quick that there's no other way
     She's a one-time shot
     She's always open and ready to rock

     My my my prunetang  x4

     Miles and miles of duct tape
     Couldn't patch up my day 
     Nothing in this world but sweet prunetang
     Could ever make me feel this way
     Mymymymymymy
     Prunetang on my mind
     Mymymymymymy
     Prunetang all the time
     
     My my my prunetang  x2
     Prunetang x4

     Fire engine, fire engine get in the race
     Gotta be the first one to my baby's place

     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine fire engine go go go
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine take me where I want to go

     Fire engine x2

     Fire engine Fire engine put out the fire
     Burning up the bottom of my animal desire

     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine fire engine go go go
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine take me where I want to go

     Fire engine x2

     Get it boy!

     Fire engine come out drive me insane
     Pushin' kids off the ceiling, it's in my brain

     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine fire engine go go go
     Fire engine's fast
     Fire engine slow
     Fire engine take me where I want to go

     Fire engine x2

     Well Come on
     All Aboard
     Fire Engine
     Light my fire

     I never should have made it
     But I'm still alive
     With a passion for destruction
     And a love for fire
     I remain when it falls abart
     Like the burning episodes of blackened heart

     Hey
     Heh

     Just a remider that no one cares
     Starin' into space like nobody's there
     Bulletproof and 10 feet tall
     I ain't gonna sleep until I've seen it all
     Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
     A lot of sad faces and a lot of bad dreams

     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     
     Out of control and misunderstood
     I never been kin to anything good
     Broke every promise that I ever made
     Took everything I ever gave
     Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
     ? and faceless and ?

     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets

     Dead end streets x 4

     The kinda trouble you wish you'd never met
     A terrible secret you would love to forget
     The Feeling like you're coming down from tripping too long
     The choice to make when it all goes wrong
     Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
     ? and faceless and ?

     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets
     Dead end!
     Dead end streets

     Dead end streets (fade)

     Bein' a man or bein' a woman has nothing to do with your genetalia.
     It has to do with what's right in your heart

     Man.. or woman... or both?

     She's got a reason to lie
     She's got a reason to cry
     How she was borm a guy
     Kiss your good mother goodbye
     Shake it now
     Shake it now
     Shake it now

     Why do I dance? That's a good question.  
     I'm dancing to pay for my operation

     Man.. or woman... or both?

     She's got a surprise
     She's a he in disguise
     Cause you could always lie
     Tucking it up to go ? 
     Shake it now
     Shake it now
     Shake it now

     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     Yes, I'm loving myself

     On the good days, I feel like I get it. Like it all makes sense.
     I can stay in the moment.  I don't have to control everything in the future.
     On the bad days, I just wanna grab the phone and start dialing numbers.

     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     Pole Grinder

     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     I'm loving myself
     Loving you baby
     Yes, I'm loving myself

    

     Turn the lights down
     Hack is the flak
     The rhythm in the rack
     Nick nack paddy whack
     Give the kids something to slack
     The crack
     Jack in the crack
     Jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
     Jack in the crack x2

     Ugly
     So ugly
     Ugly
     So ugly
     This is not real
     Reject what I feel
     Defect what you preach
     Jack in the crack x2
     Jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
     Jack in the crack x2

     Terminate
     Terminate
     Masturbate
     You saw fate
     Pefect tits
     Smells like a mess
     ? your precious life

     To the crack
     Jack in the crack x2
     Wanna see crack
     Jack in the crack x3
     Wanna see crack
     Jack in the crack 

     ?

     Devil cock
     Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
     Devil cock
     But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me

     ?

     Devil cock
     Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
     Devil cock
     But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me
 
     ?

     Devil cock
     Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
     Devil cock
     But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me

     ?

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     Devil's cock


     Devil cock
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     Devil cock
     Devil's cock
     Devil cock
     Devil's cock
     Devil cock
     Devil's cock

     ?

     Every day, my thoughts are consumed by winning
     I must win
     At everything I do, I my win
     My car must win
     My money must win
     My house must win
     My hair must win
     My kids must win
     My weiner must win
     My wife must win
     My mistress must win
     Wy trip to the bunny ranch must win

     I must win in business
     I must win when I mow the lawn
     If I do not win, I am not in control
     So I must win
     Again and again
     I don't need more
     But I must have it
     More more
     Or the game gets old
     I must win
     I must win
     Everyone else must lose
     Because I must win

     We have me the weapon of mass destruction...
     And it is us

     First in war
     First in guns
     First in beauty
     First in fun
     First in waste, first to first base
     First in bloody aftertaste
     First in waste, first to first base
     First in bloody aftertaste

     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA

     Me: Arnold
     You: Girls gone wild
     This is how life must be
     To keep the sheep asleep
     Viagra stars
     Viagra cars
     Viagra bars
     Viagra scars

     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA

     This is what you get x4

     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA

     This is what you get x4

     Ah nothing is ever enough
     We get bored when we can't get stuff
     We like our leaders to be stupid and violent
     Regular guys like us
     What's so bad about the fall of Rome
     When we're the ones who got all the gold
     Never share anything with anyone else
     Or you're a bunch of girly men

     This is Viagraculture
     This is the USA

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     Hey you
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     Just your nut in the hole
     I like it
     Mmm...
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     Java jivin'
     Java juice
     You get me flowin'
     Shall I dribble for you

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     Oooh 
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