Cocked And Loaded

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  1. Revcolution Medely
  2. 10 Million Ways To Die
  3. Caliente (Dark Entries)
  4. Prune Tang
  5. Fire Engine
  6. Dead End Streets
  7. Pole Grinder
  8. Jack In The Crack
  9. Devil Cock
  10. Viagra Culture
  11. Revolting Cock Au Lait

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  • Revcolution Medely
    
         If murder is the ultimate expression of art, then...
         I am the goddamn Pablo Picasso of death
    
         Purple head all up your ass
         Twice as wide and sinking fast
         I can pray here don't know why
         'Scuse me while I fuck this guy
    
         Purple head covered brown
         Don't know if I'm gonna cross your town
         Luxahatchia, Miami
         Alabama, Tennessee
    
         Does anybody out there not like that?
         Like that?  Like that?
    
         Ahhh
         Fuck
         Purple
         Heah
         Haha
         Fuck you
    
         Purple head, purple mind
         Oh, purple world with a tiny purple fly
         Heaven help me, I'm in this dream
         Whatever it is, LSD, PCP, cocaine, heroin, alcohol, pot, all of that shit
         Knives and guns
         Fuck you
     
         Ah
         Hit me
         Hit me
    
    
    


  • 10 Million Ways To Die
    
         Ten million ways to die     
         Choose one
    
         White women
         Left handed ghost
         Scotch tape
         Asthma attacks
         Cuban missles
         Afghani smack
    
         They say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as locusts 
         gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky
    
         Right on.
         Ten million ways to die x 8
         Choose one
    
         Old ladies' purses
         Luncheon meat
         Dominatrix
         Six packs
         Marshall ?
         Afghani smack
    
         They say that beautiful sister Africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while 
         petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering 
         miniature sun
    
         Right on.
         Ten million ways to die x 8
         Choose one
    
         All passengers with universal gravity passes should transmit on frequency alpha
         All others should transmit on frequency three
         Any and all violators will be prosocuted to the fullest extent of the law
         The Revolting Cocks would like to thank you for your cooporation
    
         Right on.
    
         It is greatly appreciated
    
         Revolting Cocks... making this world a better place x 3
    
         Right on.
         Ten million ways to die x 8
         Choose one
    
                   
    


  • Caliente (Dark Entries)
    
         Why... this is unreal
         I can't stand still long enough 
         To let myself freak out
         Freak out
         Hello there fella
         Jesus
    
         I'm on the jug again 
         With sheaths and pills 
         Invading all those stills 
         In a hovel of a bed 
         I will scream in vain 
         Oh please miss Lane 
         I'm pissed again
     
         And walking through out city's neon lights 
         Discussing our whopping sick sequential lines 
         Wanna carve out our lives 
         Intangible of price 
         Trying to find what happened last night  
    
         I came upon your room it stuck into my head 
         We leapt into the bed degrading even lice 
         You took delight in taking down 
         My shielded pride 
         Until exposed my darker side 
         Puckering up and down those avenues of sin 
         Too cheap to ride they're worth a try 
         If only for the old times cold times 
         Don't go waving your pretentious love
     
    
         Heaping on loads of complements he concocts every painable technique of exposing 
         himself to the thrones of eagerly awainting merchant marines
         Unaware of his own brooding nature, the ex-biker shreiks back across the infield 
         "Lay me down and help despite?" take off their clothes and do dirty unspeakable 
         things to the tiny ones waiting by the fishtank to take a bath that will last one 
         thousand years
    
         I came into your room it stuck into my head 
         We leapt in bed degrading even lice 
         With a little pain
         My shielded pride 
         Until exposed my darker side 
         Puckering up and down those avenues of sin 
         Too cheap to ride they're worth a try 
         If only for the old times 
         Don't go wasting your pretentious love
    
         Halfway out of a wheelchair the commie ex-patriot art dealer slash pimp shoves cells of 
         pure feeling into the mouths of innocent prostitutes begging for a better view of the 
         real videos so that their own skulls evaporating into nothing while men of real wealth 
         wash their penises in the open sores of one hundred thousand blinded children looking 
         for a better place to die
         To die x 3
    
         I canna bubba lubba groopa wanna getta trubba dubba lubba
         lalalala kakakaka buhbuh
         ????
    
    
         Echo echo echo echo echo echo mother fucker
         And just chill bitch
    
    
    


  • Prune Tang
    
         Hey kids, prunetang's here
         Oh yeah!
    
         She's old and rich
         Knows where to scratch me when I itch
         She's a wrickled old bitch
         She sucks the chrome right off my trailer hitch
    
         Prunetang x 2
    
         Once you go grey
         You find out quick that there's no other way
         She's a one-time shot
         She's always open and ready to rock
    
         My my my prunetang  x4
    
         Miles and miles of duct tape
         Couldn't patch up my day 
         Nothing in this world but sweet prunetang
         Could ever make me feel this way
         Mymymymymymy
         Prunetang on my mind
         Mymymymymymy
         Prunetang all the time
         
         My my my prunetang  x2
         Prunetang x4
    
    


  • Fire Engine
    
         Fire engine, fire engine get in the race
         Gotta be the first one to my baby's place
    
         Fire engine's fast
         Fire engine slow
         Fire engine fire engine go go go
         Fire engine's fast
         Fire engine slow
         Fire engine take me where I want to go
    
         Fire engine x2
    
         Fire engine Fire engine put out the fire
         Burning up the bottom of my animal desire
    
         Fire engine's fast
         Fire engine slow
         Fire engine fire engine go go go
         Fire engine's fast
         Fire engine slow
         Fire engine take me where I want to go
    
         Fire engine x2
    
         Get it boy!
    
         Fire engine come out drive me insane
         Pushin' kids off the ceiling, it's in my brain
    
         Fire engine's fast
         Fire engine slow
         Fire engine fire engine go go go
         Fire engine's fast
         Fire engine slow
         Fire engine take me where I want to go
    
         Fire engine x2
    
         Well Come on
         All Aboard
         Fire Engine
         Light my fire
    
    
    
    
    


  • Dead End Streets
    
         I never should have made it
         But I'm still alive
         With a passion for destruction
         And a love for fire
         I remain when it falls abart
         Like the burning episodes of blackened heart
    
         Hey
         Heh
    
         Just a remider that no one cares
         Starin' into space like nobody's there
         Bulletproof and 10 feet tall
         I ain't gonna sleep until I've seen it all
         Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
         A lot of sad faces and a lot of bad dreams
    
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
         
         Out of control and misunderstood
         I never been kin to anything good
         Broke every promise that I ever made
         Took everything I ever gave
         Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
         ? and faceless and ?
    
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
    
         Dead end streets x 4
    
         The kinda trouble you wish you'd never met
         A terrible secret you would love to forget
         The Feeling like you're coming down from tripping too long
         The choice to make when it all goes wrong
         Look into my eyes, you'll see dead end streets
         ? and faceless and ?
    
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
         Dead end!
         Dead end streets
    
         Dead end streets (fade)
    
    
    
    


  • Pole Grinder
    
         Bein' a man or bein' a woman has nothing to do with your genetalia.
         It has to do with what's right in your heart
    
         Man.. or woman... or both?
    
         She's got a reason to lie
         She's got a reason to cry
         How she was borm a guy
         Kiss your good mother goodbye
         Shake it now
         Shake it now
         Shake it now
    
         Why do I dance? That's a good question.  
         I'm dancing to pay for my operation
    
         Man.. or woman... or both?
    
         She's got a surprise
         She's a he in disguise
         Cause you could always lie
         Tucking it up to go ? 
         Shake it now
         Shake it now
         Shake it now
    
         Loving you baby
         I'm loving myself
         Loving you baby
         I'm loving myself
         Loving you baby
         I'm loving myself
         Loving you baby
         Yes, I'm loving myself
    
         On the good days, I feel like I get it. Like it all makes sense.
         I can stay in the moment.  I don't have to control everything in the future.
         On the bad days, I just wanna grab the phone and start dialing numbers.
    
         Loving you baby
         I'm loving myself
         Loving you baby
         Pole Grinder
    
         Loving you baby
         I'm loving myself
         Loving you baby
         I'm loving myself
         Loving you baby
         I'm loving myself
         Loving you baby
         Yes, I'm loving myself
    
        
    
    
    


  • Jack In The Crack
    
         Turn the lights down
         Hack is the flak
         The rhythm in the rack
         Nick nack paddy whack
         Give the kids something to slack
         The crack
         Jack in the crack
         Jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
         Jack in the crack x2
    
         Ugly
         So ugly
         Ugly
         So ugly
         This is not real
         Reject what I feel
         Defect what you preach
         Jack in the crack x2
         Jack jack jack jack in the crack x2
         Jack in the crack x2
    
         Terminate
         Terminate
         Masturbate
         You saw fate
         Pefect tits
         Smells like a mess
         ? your precious life
    
         To the crack
         Jack in the crack x2
         Wanna see crack
         Jack in the crack x3
         Wanna see crack
         Jack in the crack 
    
    
    
    
    


  • Devil Cock
    
         ?
    
         Devil cock
         Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
         Devil cock
         But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me
    
         ?
    
         Devil cock
         Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
         Devil cock
         But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me
     
         ?
    
         Devil cock
         Satan headed out of Georgia bound for Tennessee
         Devil cock
         But he stopped in Texas just to hang around with me
    
         ?
    
         Devil cock x2
    
         Devil's cock
    
    
         Devil cock
         Devil's cock
         Devil cock
         Devil's cock
         Devil cock
         Devil's cock
         Devil cock
         Devil's cock
    
         ?
    
    
    


  • Viagra Culture
    
         Every day, my thoughts are consumed by winning
         I must win
         At everything I do, I my win
         My car must win
         My money must win
         My house must win
         My hair must win
         My kids must win
         My weiner must win
         My wife must win
         My mistress must win
         Wy trip to the bunny ranch must win
    
         I must win in business
         I must win when I mow the lawn
         If I do not win, I am not in control
         So I must win
         Again and again
         I don't need more
         But I must have it
         More more
         Or the game gets old
         I must win
         I must win
         Everyone else must lose
         Because I must win
    
         We have me the weapon of mass destruction...
         And it is us
    
         First in war
         First in guns
         First in beauty
         First in fun
         First in waste, first to first base
         First in bloody aftertaste
         First in waste, first to first base
         First in bloody aftertaste
    
         This is Viagraculture
         This is the USA
    
         Me: Arnold
         You: Girls gone wild
         This is how life must be
         To keep the sheep asleep
         Viagra stars
         Viagra cars
         Viagra bars
         Viagra scars
    
         This is Viagraculture
         This is the USA
    
         This is what you get x4
    
         This is Viagraculture
         This is the USA
    
         This is what you get x4
    
         Ah nothing is ever enough
         We get bored when we can't get stuff
         We like our leaders to be stupid and violent
         Regular guys like us
         What's so bad about the fall of Rome
         When we're the ones who got all the gold
         Never share anything with anyone else
         Or you're a bunch of girly men
    
         This is Viagraculture
         This is the USA
    
    
    
    


  • Revolting Cock Au Lait
    
         The Revolting Cocks would like to thank you for listening to their CD
    
         Right on
    
         As an added bonus, now we would like to play you a poem by longtime Revolting Cocks 
         fan Lady Monster
    
         Revolting cock au lait x 4
    
         Fill my coffee with your cock
         Mmmm...
         Creamy, not too sweet
         Just the way I like it
         Mmmm...
    
         Revolting cock au lait
    
         Au lait
         What flavor today
         Hey you
         Oh yeah
         Au lay
         Lay me now
    
         Revolting cock au lait
    
         Stir it with the head
         Just your nut in the hole
         I like it
         Mmm...
         Monkey bud
         In my mud
         Java jivin'
         Java juice
         You get me flowin'
         Shall I dribble for you
    
         Make me come
         Make me blow
         Make me come
         Make me blow
         Oooh 
         You're cock runneth over
         Cock au lait
         Au lait
         Lay me now
         Java jive
         Jivin' with our java
         Taste my lava
         With your cock in my coffeee
    
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