Beers, Steers and Queers

(I would like to thank Kergillian for correcting some of these lyrics!)

Information on other Revolting Cocks albums and lyrics can be read here.

  1. Beers, Steers and Queers
  2. Physical
  3. In The Neck
  4. Get Down (vinyl version)
  5. Get Down (Cd version)
  6. Stainless Steel Providers
  7. Can't Sit Still
  8. Something Wonderful
  9. Razor's Edge

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Beers, Steers and Queers

Intro:
     Crazy?
     Hahahaha
     Dang
     So I gotta call the other number, find out when they're, what, how much
     it is to get in there
     hmmm
     Probably five dollars, find out where it's at
     I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody
     popular, you know 'cause the Village People are popular
     Yeah
     Or they used to be
     Well I don't know what this cock thing is I think it's a
     Revolting Cocks Hahahaha
     I think it's a um it's a, a male strip show, dance show
     yeah
     male strippers
     hmm
     I have to call 'em and ask 'em, what is that...what'd they call it?
     The Revolting Cocks
     Okay, hahaha, oh lord, okay well I, you have fun tonight,
     okay, if y'all get a chance, come out
     okay
     alright
     alright? goodbye
 
     Minds are empty, heads are hollow.
     You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.
     There´s a place down there, where heads are square.
     Laws are tough and you are bare.
     There is a law and there is a lawman.
     Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.
     It doesn't take much to kill a guy.
     Don´t get in my face and ask me why...
     Texas is the place...
     HANG´EM HIGH!

     Beers, steers, and queers 
     Cowboy
     Beers, steers, and queers
     Whee-haw!

     Texas is full of women and willies
     Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
     Who are these people, sex in barns
     Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
     You´re full of shit, destined to go down
     Let´s go down and herd ´em up
     If you agree, let's word´em up
     And if you don´t...
     THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

     Beers, steers, and queers (x2)
     Whee-haw!

     I´ve spent my life, go kicking shit
     Not gonna give up, ain´t about to quit.
     Life is a bucket of bluff
     Getting rough, feeding stock
     Get in my way...
     I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!

     Beers, steers, and queers
     Cowboy
     Beers, steers, and queers
     Whee-haw!
     Beers, steers, and queers
     Cowboy
     Beers, steers, and queers


     I´m a crazy mother in a drunken stat
     A redneck asswipe who thinks he´s great
     So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers
     Everywhere I go, personality lingers
     Say you don´t like my dialect
     I don´t give a damn, so fuck your respect
     If you´re looking for a reason, don´t look any farther
     Cuz I´ll give it to you baby, like to your father
     Take what you get if it does the job
     Texas has religion...
     REVOLTING COCKS ARE GOD!
  
     I am the creator

     Beers, steers, and queers
     Cowboy
     Beers, steers, and queers
     ah-haaa
     This is out of the house, and out of the house music
     I am the creator
     Cowboy
     This is out of the house, and out of the house music
     I am the creator
     Cowboy
     This is out of the house, and out of the house music
     I am the creator
     Cowboy
     This is out of the house, and out of the house music
     I am the creator
     Cowboy
     This is out of the house, and out of the house music
     I am the creator
     Cowboy
     Beers! Steers! and Queers!
     Cowboy


Physical

     No pain baby no gain
     No pain no gain

     (Physical)
     
     I want something that is soft and sweet
     And I can see it, the lady´s the treat
     I´m gonna kill her if she turns me down
     You know I mean it man!
     You know I mean it man!

     Gonna work it up and down across the floor
     Until I know that you´re begging for more
     Don´t try and stop me, don't say no
     I said, `Now listen, come on let´s go´

     I think you know how far I´ll go!
     hahahaha
     PHYSICAL!
     I´m getting closer
     PHYSICAL!
     All I want is body talk
     BODYTALK!
     Always in the mood for...
     BODY!

     Talk talk talk talk....

     Physical 6x

     I got a way with [take-up lines]
     Don´t give a damn, I´ll make you mine
     You turned me down the last time
     You know I mean it man!
     You know I mean it man!

     Don´t think I´m teasing, it´s not the reason
     It's [?] motel
     A fly on the wall would be disgusted by us
     Welcome to my mountain, my yellow-stained fortress

     I think you know how far I´ll go!
     hahahaha
     PHYSICAL!
     I´m getting closer
     PHYSICAL!
     All I want is body talk
     BODYTALK!
     Always in the mood for...
     BODY!

     Talk PHYSICAL
     Talk PHYSICAL
     Talk PHYSICAL
     Talk PHYSICAL
     Talk....

     Physical 8x

     Just pull your pants down, come with me now... Ooooh BABY

     ahahaha
     hahahahah
     ahahahah


In The Neck

     Shut the fuck up!

     I´m a killing machine
     I´m a killing machine
     I´m a killing machine
     I´m a killing machine
     I´M A KILLING MACHINE!
     I´M A KILLING MACHINE!
     I´m a killing machine
     I´M A KILLING MACHINE!
     I´m a killing machine

     This is the certainty of sacrifice, with the almond tree of rage
     I´m made for murder, designed for dreams, fueled for fighting
     A killing machine
     I'm a killing machine (x4)

     This is a travesty of termination, the strategies upset
     I´m made for a murder, suffocate breath, of your confession, a
     killing machine

     I´m a killing machine (x3)

     I´d rather sink away
     Should be more careful, you're gonna hurt yourself
     You hurt me
     You should be more careful, you´re gonna hurt yourself
     Like you hurt me
     In the neck, in the neck
     Yeah, in the neck

     I´m a killing machine (x4)

     An angel singing away
     Should be more careful, you're gonna hurt yourself
     Like you hurt me
     You should be more careful, you're gonna hurt yourself
     You´re gonna hurt yourself
     In the neck, in the neck, in the neck
     You're...

     I´m a killing machine (x4)


Get Down (vinyl version)

     
     ?? x2

     Haunted Head
     Fucked up
     Are you in denial again
     Haunted Head
     Fucked up
     Are you in denial again

     Spastic convulsions
     Tripping on anything
     Spastic convulsions
     Tripping on anything

     Fucked up I’m tripping again 
     Haunted I’m inbred 
     With a substance that kills 
     And more and more goes round  
     And your ?
     Haunted haunted 
     And your in my ?
     Haunted haunted 
     No turning now 
     Haunted 

     Again it ??
     I'm floating again
     I see it sleeping and rotting away
     I don't know my name
     I don't know where I came
     Put aside
     Thrown aside 
     I see a spill?
     Haunted Haunted

     We just wanted to get down x 22


Get Down (Cd version)

     
     ?? x2

     Haunted Head
     Fucked up
     Are you in denial again
     Haunted Head
     Fucked up
     Are you in denial again

     Conclusions are streaming
     And taking me round
     I wonder if I am walking around
     I sleep in the morning
     I get up and spin
     I walk in ?
     ?

     Haunted Head
     Fucked up
     Are you in denial again
     Haunted again
     Denies

     Spastic convulsions
     Tripping on anything
     Spastic convulsions
     Tripping on anything

     Again it ??
     I'm floating again
     I see it sleeping and rotting away
     I don't know my name
     I don't know where I came
     Put aside
     Thrown aside 
     I see it spell
     Haunted Haunted

     We just wanted to get down x 8
     To get down x 3

     Haunted, I'm dead
     I'm tripping
     And I hate life again
     Haunted again 
     And back is straight is straight is straight so vibrate 

     Fucked up I’m tripping again 
     Haunted I’m inbred 
     With a substance that kills 
     And more and more goes round  
     And your ?
     Haunted haunted 
     And your in my ?
     Haunted haunted 
     No turning now 
     Haunted 

     Haunted haunted haunted we trip 
     Wanting and wanting and wallowing in it all 
     Haunted Haunted 
     I know your insanity on your knees please 
     Please get on your knees and give me head 

     We just wanted to get down x 8
     To get down x 2
     Get down
     I said get down
     Now get down
     Get down


Stainless Steel Providers

     Get around get around I get around

     Stainless Steel Provider (x6)

     Stainless steel providers, 
     Make it obvious- 
     We like driving the point home,
     A hundred thousand vagabond insects
     All making a meal out of stainless steel
     You should kick away the watchword 
     And throw caution to the wind
     Remember what it's like 
     When we are
     Screaming dreaming 5x
     STAINLESS STEEL!

     Stainless steel providers (x2)

     Get around get around I get around
     When it's time to go, I´m the first to know
     A parasitic nation
     Is it good enough for me?
     I'll make you a mantra 
     From monkeys and carbombs
     Beneath 5x

     Quick locate and detonate your public enemy
     Stainless steel, believe it's real,  
     It's all you mean to me
     What's that sound, what's that sound
     It bleeds efficiency
     The way I feel on stainless steel, 
     And all it does to me

     Stainless steel providers (x2)

     Another tire 
     Let it catch on fire
     A metal motor mantra
     Makes you waste the time of day
     You´ll sit on a timebomb, forever and ever
     Now breathe breathe breathe breathe BREATHE!

     Quick locate and detonate your public enemy
     Stainless steel, believe it's real,  
     It's all you mean to me
     What's that sound, what's that sound
     It bleeds efficiency
     The way I feel on stainless steel, 
     And all it means to me


     Stainless steel providers (fading)


Can't Sit Still

     Temper frayed and sanctified,
     Delivered up in flames,
     No eyes, no grace, no motion,
     No mention of the game.

     The sweetest flower in the valley,
     The sickest joke in the book,
     Why don't you keep your eyes tightly shut,
     'Cos you don't want to look.

     If you can't sit still,
     You can't by a thrill

     I don't know whether to leave you,
     Or push you over the edge,
     But still the pleasure is always mine,
     No matter what I've said.

     If you can't sit still,
     You can't by a thrill


Something Wonderful


     I'm crawling in my head with the walking dead
     I've got a cold sweat on my skin
     I'm fighting back the demons in a waking dream
     Where my weakness will become a sin

     I'm Holding onto terror, it's my guiding light 
     It's gonna pull me out of my mind
     A never-ending telepathic testimony
     To the fear that I feel inside

     Hell is not a place, it's a game you play
     And suffer every move you make
     Posession is the prize in the enemy eyes
     You pay for every chance you take

     A soul is not a soul until it lives in a hole
     With a hacked up life and limb
     The pain that you find can make you feel so fine
     The alienation's dead

     At the back of your mind
     Go to the other side
     Hello is anyone home?
     But you've been left alone.

     Maybe I'll submit to my own desire
     Will the agony be too extreme?
     Something deep inside pulled my legs wide open
     And the whisper turned into a scream

     Took my by surprise when I heard my cries
     Because I didn´t recognize my voice
     A schizophrenic call or a voodoo doll
     Too terrified to make that choice

     I´ve been stabbed in the back
     By a maniac
     And I thought it was me
     But I didn´t have the guts to believe
     Beyond good and evil lie the future ghosts
     That surround us like a ring of flames
     Summoned here by innocents and fools alike
     For the pleasure of the game
     I wish to hell I was a stronger man
     And I could heal just as quick as scar
     But I´m weak, when I´m in this deep,
     It´s not a game anymore, it´s gone too FAR!

     I´ve been stabbed in the back
     By a maniac
     And I thought it was me
     But I didn´t have the guts to believe


Razor´s Edge

     Ahhhhhh
     Agony

     Pain is my name
     Dancing on the edge of a nervous break-down
     Dancing on the edge of a razor blade

     Desperately seeking for relief

     I just let go, all that holds me back
     I´m in free fall, and nothing holds me back

     The automatic pilot has no grief
     Desperately seeking for relief
     Even when it's all over we still believe

     I just let go, all that holds me back
     I´m in free fall, and nothing holds me back

     I just let go, all that holds me back
     I´m in free fall, and nothing holds me back

     Desperately seeking for relief
     Even when it´s all over we still believe
 


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